EU says water isn't hydrated

 

EU bans claim that water can prevent hydration 

Brussels bureaucrats were ridiculed yesterday after banning drink manufacturers from claiming that water can prevent dehydration. 

EU officials concluded that, following a three-year investigation, there was no evidence to prove the previously undisputed fact. 

Producers of bottled water are now forbidden by law from making the claim and will face a two-year jail sentence if they defy the edict, which comes into force in the UK next month.

Next, tell be telling us that water isn't wet!