Currently looking for illustrations for the sermons to be preached during the Jubilee weekend and came across this:
Awkward conversation was being made at Buckingham Palace during the State Visit of General de Gaulle and his wife. Somebody asked Madame de Gaulle what she was most looking forward to in her retirement which was imminent. With great elaboration, not speaking English much at all, she replied, 'A penis'. Consternation reigned for some time but it was the Queen herself who came to the rescue. 'Ah happiness'!